we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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