Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Even my vagina gasped.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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