Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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