I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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