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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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