Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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