my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
