It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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