Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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