he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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