youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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