: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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