First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I will be naked everywhere
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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