He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you told grandpa to call you daddy
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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