he wants to bone in the snuggie
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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