You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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