around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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