idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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