Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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