How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
well you can't waste a boner
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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