I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Randomize
