You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He shit in the fireplace
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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