have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
