Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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