no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
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I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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