How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
last night I used snow as a chaser
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