Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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