The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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