some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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