I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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