areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
what if I'm pregnant?
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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