Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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