He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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