I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
