so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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