If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I got inside last night via doggy door
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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