I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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