how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
