after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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