i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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