no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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