Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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