i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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