trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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