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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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