Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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