Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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