some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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