we're blogging at a bar
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
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I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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