No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
3pm strippers are depressing
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?