look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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