your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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