He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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