thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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