She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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