Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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