I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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