and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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