I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
that may or may not have been my penis.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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