if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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