We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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