Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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