do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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