Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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